40 days 40 nights in Malaysia

So i woke up this morning and realized i have been in malaysia for 40 days, so now i qualify to start passing comments on the yellow race of this planet...

So first some misconceptions...
1. Wht we see in the advertisements on the Malaysia Truly Asia campaign, well to see all tht u have to travel some decent distances and use a nice amount of cash as well.
2. Kuala Lumpur being a metropolitan city, well not many peopel speak English here, yar seriously more people on streets speak english in karachi, so communication is tough, which reminds me to all the time s wen we wud blabber in front of the interns in karachi in urdu, now i know how it feels :P but still wud do it again too

Anyways so after these two very important points some observations....

* Well growing up watching and reading abt a lot of stuff, special thanks to Mr. Athars hard drive in Karachi, now i am able to see the true Asians in reality and man it feels so wierd.
* One important point t remember especially the chinese population the women they dun bloody age at all, have been unable to tell a difference between 15yrs old girls and 40 years old.. So ya be very careful wen u hit on a chinese woman, u might get labelled paedophile or get beaten up by her kids.. u never know
* Ok for all those who thought we see a lot of colourful clothing in Pakistan, WE r so wrong... U wudnt beleive wht kind of surprisingly gaudy colours they have here and for both women and Men. Recntly at the Eid gatherig in my university, i was shielding my eyes, and my head was screaming when i saw guys wearing bright pink, and the brightest green i have ever seen a person wearing in my life, and tht too complete DRESSES...
* One thing food, well malay food, na not the best in the world, they jus eat rice wid anything under the sky, one thing, never have anything which has an addon egg the egg is not cooked, they jus break it onto ur food and thts a specialty guys :)
* Well like all good desi students do wen they r goin to a non english speaking country, they buy a book for the language there. and its never used WHY, u find desi s everywhere and i mean everywhere, the moment u find em all ur plans of learning the language gone... U find a comfort zone with all the desis around and tht ur life then... Same here the only malay words i know well cant mention them here :P
* and most interestingly well the ratio of guys to girl in Malaysia is dismally low in favour of guys, On a general analaysis the condominium where i live the ratio is like 5 girls to 1, so I sill have hope here :) and on top of tht the guys do exist well in front of em i am a superman so imagine how girly and sissy they are :) so ya for all my sleazy guy friends who have shared the same collection of Asian stories nd videos..... i am here to host u whenever u wanna experience TRULY ASIA!!!!!!!!!!